British United Football Club

Whatever you chose to call her, be it ‘Shanks’, ‘Shankster’, or ‘Shankey-Pants’, our tallest ‘keeper will always meet you with a big smile and a warm hug. On the pitch she puts strikers off with her sheer height, her quick reflexes and calm composure as the opposition bear down on goal. Always talking, be it on the pitch, in the pub or first thing in the morning after a legendary night out, Shanks reassures her defenders and teammates no end. She has also stepped into the back four and added height and strength in centre-midfield too when called upon as Shanks is a player who will always do anything she can for the good of the team. Off the pitch she’s notorious for her pulling power, ability to attract strange waiters and lanky dance moves. Shanks is a true BUFC legend who drives slower than a granny but drinks faster than you’d think.